Monday, February 21, 2011

The Award Show



Without further adieu let met hand out the 2010-2011 Shirts Against Blouses Mid Season Awards.

Worst GM Of The Midseason: DNP-Coach's Decision
-being a former champion only gives you so much deference, then you have to start showing up so that you don't win that "One Trick Pony" award.

The Running Fast And Going Nowhere GM: Repeatabulls/T'Wolves
-89 moves, 12th place

Laziest GM Of The Midseason: Merlness
-2 moves, dropping like a rock.

Comeback GM Of The Midseason: BigCountry
-things were looking grim at the beginning of the season, but this GM has found his stride and sits in the top 3 eyeing not just an unprecedented 2nd championship, but back-to-back championships.

Doing The Most With The Least: Pohn Wall
-he has 3 players from his original draft and he's in position to make a push into playoffs.

Plays Better When Not A Front Runner: Dark Horse/Tru Warrior
-if not for the cushion and cush schedule, he'd be tumbling and bumbling with Merlness into obscurity.

Most Overlooked GM: Team Canada
-not many people saying much about this guy, but uh, he's #4 and is dominating at the moment.

Most Up And Down GM: Pippen Ain't Easy
W 5-4, W 7-2, L 3-6, L 2-7, W 8-1, L 4-5, L 1-7

Most Likely To Die On The Battlefield That Is The Final Playoff Spot: Cliphairs/Merlness

Most Likely Fishing: Gone Fishin'/Where's Leon
-See ya next Fall

The Tehrir Square Award: Cocaine Convict
-I think the people want a new leader. In fact, any leader will do. Who is the face of this organization?

Most Likely To Be In The Finals: DreamTeam

Most Likely To Be Champion: Team Canada

3 comments:

  1. An interesting, if too short post. LOL @ the Laziest GM and Running Fast awards to which I couldn't agree more. There should be a Comeback Kid award shared by Sho and BigCountry, two teams that beat astounding odds after playing poorly for most of the year. I also nominate Tru Warrior for Worst Name Change and myself for Best Name Change.

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  2. You forgot one:

    Most Likely To Choke In The Playoffs: DreamTeam

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  3. Psh... if I'm choking, it's in the playoffs, a place you're not getting to.

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